How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: What is food?? I am fed by a drip so i don't have to leave my pc.
What is your biggest flaw? A: My ram is too small
3 favorite authors A: dr seuss was the last author i read...then i bought a pc
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: More ram, bigger hard drive, flatbed scanner and a color laser printer
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: You mean you can't tell yet???
What is your favorite animal? A: pentium 200 Mmmmm... Describe it. A: Hard and shiny and fast and powerful
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: 3 e-mails Jump her?
A: 5 e-mails Dump her?
A: when i find someone who gives better e-mail
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 13 Had sex
A: 16 Smoked Pot?
A: 18
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: Mmmm silicon chips (and acid)
When? A: Mmmm all the time...
Still? A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: Work?? Who cooked?
A: Cook? Who cleaned?
A: Clean?? i don't understand...
Do you know how to cook? A: No
Do you like to cook?
A: No
What are the things you cook best? A: pringles, potatoe chips, anything home delivered
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: my pc doesn't mind how i look
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Bought a commodore 64 as a college student? A: bought an apple ][ e as a working stiff? A: Work?? I still don't understand....
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: an apple :-) If I were, what would I be? A: a bannana
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: cut off her internet access
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: You really need to ask???
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: Windows 95
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: not knowing my e-mail address
...all men have? A: not yet perfecting virtual sex
...with our society? A: not enough pentium's
Which do you prefer: A: Plants
Why?
A: too god damn hard to smoke animals
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: more ram
The second?
A: more ram and a joystick
The last? A: a mac
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: Bill Gates
How do people describe you? A: People???
How do you describe yourself? A: Pentium...
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes? A: Shoes???
Additional Comments A: I am not really a computer, i am actually a 6'1, 225 lb jock who is good at writing crap...hope you enjoyed.