Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous? A: uh... yes...
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I love FOOD... it is enhanced greatly when one is... uh... altered... I eat for many reasons, flavour, texture, nutrition, appearance, experiminatation... ;-p
What is your biggest flaw? A: I've got a 3 foot flaw and I'm working on purchasing a 12 foot flaw... but it's not final yet...
3 favorite authors A: Heinlien
Hofstedter
Suess
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: hmmmm... that is extremely subjective. everyone has their own ideas about success... but, for me I would have to say "I don't know..."
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: A small psychosies left over from several bad trips...
What is your favorite animal? A: monkey Describe it.
A: mammal on the large size of small... covered in hair... climbs... swings... eats banana's...
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: when the time is right... Jump her? A: see previous answer... Dump her? A: see prior previous answer...
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 14 Had sex
A: 17 Smoked Pot?
A: 13... but I didn't smoke it again until I was 24...
When? A: almost daily, often, not anymore, not anymore, once, twice, couple of times
Still? A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Married
Who worked?
A: me Who cooked?
A: mostly her Who cleaned?
A: mostly her
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: I like stir fries and baking...
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: I don't think I've ever used cologne
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: broke into a music store and stole a couple of drum sets as a college student? A: I missed college... but if I hadn't I'm sure it would have been kidnapping my history instructor and holding her/him for rasnom... as a working stiff?
A: get arrestted while on LSD... :-o
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: banana If I were, what would I be? A: an extremely ripe and juicy blackberry
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: get the video camera and cross my fingers...
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: see one of my previous answers waaaaaaaaaaayyyy up the page...
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: micro-computers
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: they are women
...all men have? A: they are men
...with our society? A: fear
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: I haven't killed any that I've owned....
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: I have no fucking idea
The second? A: music studio
The last?
A: ...
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: no one... :(
How do people describe you? A: a lathargic bundle of energy with 4000 arms, 12000 heads, and one leg...
How do you describe yourself? A: a tiny speck in our infinate universe
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes? A: lightweight hiking boots