How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I love good filling food, and eat to stop myself from falling asleep because I haven't eaten.
What is your biggest flaw? A: i'm quite jealous when i shouldn't be
3 favorite authors A: e. e. cummings, j. d. salinger, issa
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: for me, children, creation of art, love (lasting a breath, lasting forever)
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: i forget what day (year) it is
What is your favorite animal? A: tribbles Describe it.
A: a fuzzy creature that only purrs and is soft and doesn't otherwise make any noise
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: week, although i'm decreasing Jump her? A: three weeks, ditto Dump her?
A: one point five years on average
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 16 Had sex
A: 19 Smoked Pot?
A: nope
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: shrooms, acid
When?
A: seasonal peaks
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: "a job ain't nothin' but work" Who cooked? A: me Who cleaned?
A: me
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: No
What are the things you cook best? A: pasta, cereals
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: deodorant conditioner aftershave
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: wrote with my friend's bodies on a hill that i loved kelly as a college student? A: taking acid and falling in love (the same night) as a working stiff? A: boinked in someone else's office
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: banana (chiquita) If I were, what would I be? A: passionfruit
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: gather everyone's attention and read a love poem
Do you think there is life after death? A: No
On other planets?
A: No
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A: I've been called much too sane for my own good, unfortunately.
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: transistor
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: guile
...all men have?
A: fear
...with our society?
A: ubiquitous uptightness (the need to lighten up)
Which do you prefer: A: Plants
Why?
A: animals make noise and you can't trust them
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: kyoto rock garden, but they'd never sell it
The second? A: an electric razor
The last? A: office supplies
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: joe
How do people describe you? A: quiet, clever, romantic, too quiet
How do you describe yourself? A: i'd call myself a poet, but i believe in the japanese custom that it can only be applied by others as a term of respect, so i guess i'll just say i'm an emotional weightlifter
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: the sun
What are your favorite shoes? A: nike air analog
Additional Comments A: isn't magritte's "the human condition" unbearably beautiful?