How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: The whole process of comsuming food is such a waste of time... I hate eating...especially the chewing part...can't stand it
What is your biggest flaw? A: I tell the truth way too much
3 favorite authors A: I read so much, I can't remember the specifics anymore
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Being happy at whatever you do...getting a job where you can start at 10am
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A:
What is your favorite animal? A: My dogs Describe it.
A: They have their own distinct individual personalities
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: somewhere between a copule of days and a week Jump her? A: Some time after that Dump her? A: 1 or 2 years
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 14 Had sex
A: 16 Smoked Pot?
A: 17
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: Dope, alcohol
When?
A: weekends
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: we both did Who cooked?
A: we both did Who cleaned?
A: me
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Breakfast
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: gel cologne conditioner deodorant
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: swiped a car, stripped it and pushed it shell under a bridge as a college student? A: Got really drunk, tossed into the tank, as a working stiff? A: Used the petty cash fund as my personal beer purchasing fund
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: pear If I were, what would I be? A: orange
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Whatever...I wouldn't be upset
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: There's a fine line between pure insanity and pure genius...That's what geniuses are: People who can travel into the world of the insane, gain clarity and then return to the world of the normals
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: Computers
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: They can't see the trees because of the forest
...all men have? A: They can't see the forest because of the trees
...with our society? A: It's about what people can do for you, not what you can do for people
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: Easier to understand
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: My parents mortgage
The second? A: My own mortgage
The last?
A: Dishsoap
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: My family
How do people describe you? A: Loud, abrasive, to get along with, truthful, honest, loyal. Hard on the outside, pink goo on the inside
How do you describe yourself? A: Like above, except I really hate the pink goo part
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: No