What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: fast cars and access to pharmaceuticals
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: underconfidence
What is your favorite animal? A: lion Describe it.
A: eats, sleeps, fucks, ocasionally gets up to roar
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: a couple weeks Jump her?
A: a couple more days Dump her?
A: depends on if i can talk to her or not
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 6 Had sex
A: 14 Smoked Pot?
A: 18
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: pot, nyquil, whipits
When? A: at night
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: me Who cooked?
A: me Who cleaned?
A: me
Do you know how to cook? A: No
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: potato broccoli soup, steak
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: all of them, but i grew out of everthing but deodorant
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: got shot at because i was skating a ramp in some asshole's backyard as a college student? A: got fired for impersonating others on e-mail as a working stiff? A: a what?
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: banana, very practical If I were, what would I be? A: peach
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: whatever i was doing before i saw them
Do you think there is life after death? A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A: i'm way too stable
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: the computer or oprah
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: male dominant society
...all men have? A: hair loss
...with our society? A: ignorance
Which do you prefer: A: Plants
Why?
A: they don't act like humans
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: the world a coke
The second? A: lots of boxers and disposable dishes
The last? A: a flowbee
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: my mom
How do people describe you? A: cocky
How do you describe yourself? A: shy
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: mountain bike, stereo review
What are your favorite shoes? A: my hiking boots
Additional Comments A: sorry if i misspelled anything