How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I love food, especially chocholate. I love any food that is edible. It all tastes great to me.
What is your biggest flaw? A: A big ego and a bad temper
3 favorite authors A: Tennesee Williams, Shakespeare, Charles Dickens
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Money, women, and happiness
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: Too smart for my own good, I know too much useless stuff
What is your favorite animal? A: My little dawg Describe it.
A: Grr.....
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: a day or 2 Jump her?
A: nah...not me?? Dump her?
A: weeks to months
How old were you when you first kissed? A: kindergarden Had sex
A: 15 Smoked Pot?
A: nah....I am too atheletic to screw up my body
Do you use recreational drugs? A: No
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: Who cooked?
A: Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Spaghetti, I make the sauce myself and the pasta
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: Yeah...hairspray, gel, cologne, deodorant, aftershave, conditioner
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Blew up this poor kid's microwave and caught his house on fire. as a college student? A: you don't even want to know as a working stiff? A:
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: Kiwi...sweet and juicy If I were, what would I be? A: Cucummber....cool and wet
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Challenge him to arm wrestle me and put his arm through the table, or put his head through the wall.
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: Cause I am insane, I have been there before
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: The internet
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: they read to much into my words
...all men have? A: DON'T WATCH THEIR MOUTHS
...with our society? A: Poverty, all those assholes that run our country.
Which do you prefer: A: Plants
Why?
A: Plants are cleaner
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: Give it all to you
The second? A: i am broke now
The last?
A: broke once again after you get it all
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: My father
How do people describe you? A: Loud, huge, egotistical, an interesting person, too intelligent, crazy, insane
How do you describe yourself? A: The same as above
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: Net magazine, Popualar Mechanics, Car and Driver
What are your favorite shoes? A: My Nike Air MAX Triax running shoes
Additional Comments A: i am more like the guy you want to bring home to mommy also the guy that will bring you eternal happiness...damn that sounds corny