How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I feel GOOD about food. That's why I eat.
What is your biggest flaw? A: I don't have any favorite authors.
3 favorite authors A: See above
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: life, liberty, and happiness ?!?
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: worrying about others more than myself
What is your favorite animal? A: mankind Describe it.
A: it's never the same
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: that depends on the girl Jump her? A: that depends on how long it takes to kiss her Dump her? A: I like to think of this as a mutual decision
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 12 Had sex
A: 16 Smoked Pot?
A: 14
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: whatever
When?
A: weekends, pot daily
Still? A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: Who cooked?
A: Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: No
What are the things you cook best? A: veggie lasagne, toast
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: I lived through the eighties: yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: passing out drunk at 12 and waking up naked and outside as a college student? A: see #1 and add LSD as a working stiff? A: combine 1 and 2 and add my receptionists' daughter and the boss's car
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: today I'd be a kiwi- tomorrow, who knows? If I were, what would I be? A: anything you'd like
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: introduce myself
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: everyone does, some just don't want to admit it.
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: e mail
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: lack of respect from men
...all men have? A: lack of respect from women
...with our society? A: lack of respect from one another
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: I don't know
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: unemployment benefits
The second? A: a cool dog
The last?
A: toys for the dog
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: my mother
How do people describe you? A: I don't know
How do you describe yourself? A: paranoid
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes