Email:
A: beavis@jerks.org huhuh orgy or something
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous? A: whatever babee
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: coz nachoz rule huhuh huhuh
What is your biggest flaw? A: I got a big weiner
3 favorite authors A: like nancy friday or something
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: errr... yeah *blank look*
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: butthead
What is your favorite animal? A: butthead Describe it.
A: buttnugget
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: a micro second or something Jump her? A: right away dude Dump her?
A: err..
How old were you when you first kissed? A: er... Had sex
A: err... Smoked Pot?
A: pot rules !!
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: masturbation
When?
A: all the time babe
Still? A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A:
Who worked?
A: like what're you talking about Who cooked? A: the cook Who cleaned?
A: cleaning sucks
Do you know how to cook? A: No
Do you like to cook?
A:
What are the things you cook best? A: u like ask too many questions
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: hey butthead she said mousse !!
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: as a college student?
A: as a working stiff?
A:
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: If I were, what would I be?
A:
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: kill that buttmunch
Do you think there is life after death? A:
On other planets?
A:
Are you psychic?
A:
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A:
Why?
A:
Were you ever in the armed forces? A:
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A:
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A:
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: small breasts
...all men have? A: big breasts
...with our society? A: not enuff breasts
Which do you prefer: A:
Why?
A:
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: chicks
The second?
A: chicks
The last?
A: chicks
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A:
How do people describe you? A: tall dark handsome or something
How do you describe yourself? A: huhuh i am your man
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes