How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: LOVE IT!!!!! Hunger!
What is your biggest flaw? A: TOO friendly
3 favorite authors A: Clive Barker, Dean Koontz, Patricia Cornwall
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: love, happiness, respect
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: ??????????
What is your favorite animal? A: wolf Describe it.
A: thick hair, fangs, bright eyes
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: 1 night Jump her?
A: 2 nights Dump her?
A: depends
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 12 Had sex
A: 17 Smoked Pot?
A: 14
Do you use recreational drugs? A: No
What?
A: refuse to answer on grounds of incrimination
When? A:
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Who cooked?
A: both Who cleaned?
A: both
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: gourmet food, seafood, pasta
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: still use hairspray, cologne, deodorant, conditioner
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: bought a brand new car without a license or a job as a college student? A: as a working stiff?
A: had sex on my boss' desk
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: kiwi If I were, what would I be? A: ?????
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Swoop down and introduce myself, nicely of course
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: No
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: Worked in a prison before
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: the g-spot
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: men
...all men have?
A: themselves
...with our society? A: men are running it
Which do you prefer: A: Plants
Why?
A: plants don't go potty in your tulips
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: toyota landcruiser
The second? A: gigantic house
The last?
A: new wardrobe
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: my father
How do people describe you? A: blunt, funloving, honest (painfully so), loyal, diva
How do you describe yourself? A: blunt, crazy, caretaker
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: Advocate
What are your favorite shoes? A: Boots
Additional Comments
A: They can have a heel on them if the mood suits me.