Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous? A: urrr?
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: If I don't eat, I explode.
What is your biggest flaw? A: See above.
3 favorite authors A: Poppy Z. Brite, Neil Gaiman, Emma Bull
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Owing nothing to anyone and feeling that you can handle anything.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: Inability to forgive intolerance.
What is your favorite animal? A: The elusive wolf-panther. Describe it. A: Kinda describes itself, dunnit?
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: Long enough to be sure. Jump her? A: I may stumble, but never jump. Dump her? A: Soon as the hostility manifests.
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 16. Had sex
A: 20. Smoked Pot?
A: Never. I've potted smoke, however.
Do you use recreational drugs? A: No
What?
A: I said "NO!"
When?
A: Just now!
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: I can't resist these otherwise empty boxes! Who cooked? A: We both cooked, darlin'... Who cleaned? A: We liked it messy.
Do you know how to cook? A: No
Do you like to cook?
A: No
What are the things you cook best? A: Ramen.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: Deodorant and cologne (once, and never again. Remind me to tell you about it sometime.)
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Hmm... I don't think I ever did crazy things. as a college student? A: Went out with certain women... as a working stiff? A: Stayed at those jobs.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: What do you mean, "were"? If I were, what would I be? A: umm... stringbean?
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Continue doing whatever it was I had been doing.
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A: It's different for everyone.
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: To me? Home-available digital graphics.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: Trying to understand men.
...all men have? A: Failing to understand women.
...with our society? A: Attempting to say what's best for everyone.
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: Plants never talk back to me.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: Pay off my car...
The second? A: Buy the car I really want...
The last? A: A faster Mac!
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: My friend Judas.
How do people describe you? A: Puckish, shy, passionate, gentle, exotic-looking, soothing, infuriating, intelligent.
How do you describe yourself? A: With music.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: Macworld.
What are your favorite shoes? A: My Bald Mountian moccassins.
Additional Comments A: I love filling out forms! Everything's a straight line to me... but I've been fairly straightforward with yours...