What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Friends
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: Trying to be smooth with women(that's not me)
What is your favorite animal? A: Penguins Describe it.
A: Well dressed bird with a 'cool' walk
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: The older I get the longer I take. This seams to be saving me alot of stress! Jump her? A: See above. Dump her?
A: I'm to loyal to dump girlfriends. For some reason or another I always think the problems can be worked out.
How old were you when you first kissed? A: About sixth grade(I ran with a fast crowd) Had sex A: Prom night my senior year in Hi School Smoked Pot? A: Prom night my senior year in Hi School.(I swear, and I didn't see this ? until after I answered above ?)
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: Pot and Schrooms
When?
A: Not very often
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Both Who cooked?
A: Neither Who cleaned?
A: Me(she was a messy thing)
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: No
What are the things you cook best? A: Ceral, pop tarts, and any grilled meat.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: Mousse, cologne,deodorant, conditioner
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Jump on moving trains. as a college student? A: Have sex on the football field(Not during a game or anything like that) It was late at night during summer school. I went to East Carolina University and the name of out football field was Ficklen,(WE certainly did) as a working stiff? A: Nothing, I'm afraid my life is over.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: squash(nobody likes squash so I won't get eaten" If I were, what would I be? A: Corn-on-the-cob(I like to eat corn-on-the-cob)
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Let her enjoy herself. If I couldn't trust I would not date her.
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A: We insane people are usually the last to know.
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: The personal computer... What else?
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: Women seam to be attracted to aggressive, selfish men who ruin their lives. So when I meet them they're man haters.
...all men have? A: We use sex as some kind of scorecard to determine success(I hope I don't)
...with our society? A: WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS(it's also are biggest asset)
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: My pets have more personality than my plants
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: A house
The second?
A: A nice car
The last?
A: a casket
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: My father.
How do people describe you? A: Smart,funny,considerate, easy-going,BUT.... also opinionated and sometimes to eager to please(This seams like a contridiction to me.)
How do you describe yourself? A: Friendly, people loving, tolerant, maybe to sensitive.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: The Raleigh News and Observer and many Histroy mags from Cowles Publishing. I read Time and Newsweek at work.
What are your favorite shoes? A: Running shoes
Additional Comments A: Why should I want to go out with you?