How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: indifferent, I eat to be coherent
What is your biggest flaw? A: I'm a slacker
3 favorite authors A: Sherman Alexie, James Baldwin, Douglas Coupland
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: ...what?
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: inability to express anger
What is your favorite animal? A: baby ducklings Describe it.
A: soft, fuzzy, quackity
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: week Jump her?
A: month Dump her?
A: 3-6 months
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 13 Had sex
A: 15 Smoked Pot?
A: 16
Do you use recreational drugs? A: No
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: both Who cooked?
A: me Who cleaned?
A: both
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: chili, omelets, anything with chicken in it
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: everything but hairspray and zitcream
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: smoked pot before school as a college student? A: had sex in the tv room as a working stiff? A: not much
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: fruit If I were, what would I be? A: kumquat
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: nothing... I wouldn't bring it up until our next fight
Do you think there is life after death? A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: Instincts. I think we all know, some of us are in denile, though
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: nuclear fission
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: sexism
...all men have?
A: insecurity
...with our society? A: not enough patience
Which do you prefer: A: Plants
Why?
A: low matienence
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: a two-toned sportcoat
The second? A: lunch
The last?
A: a martini
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: television
How do people describe you? A: moody, funny, laid-back
How do you describe yourself? A: smart, funny, attractive
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes? A: beat-up moccasins