Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous? A: wet
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: i like monkeys.
What is your biggest flaw? A: i am part-retarded
3 favorite authors A: camus, hesse, nabokov
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: ruling like jet li with no phuqing mercy!!!!!!!!
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: sometimes i think i have a dick
What is your favorite animal? A: llahma Describe it.
A: phluffy. cute butt.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: 3.1415... secs Jump her?
A: cars suck Dump her?
A: i would love to shit in yer mouth
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 10 Had sex
A: 16 Smoked Pot?
A: 12
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: pot, pain killers, mushrooms
When? A: every day, bitch.
Still? A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: i do everything myselph Who cooked? A: Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: ramen and macaroni and cheese
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: deodorant, conditioner, zitcream
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: got arrested phor grand thepht auto then got shipped off to boarding school as a college student? A: put up hundreds of phlyers with pictures of women in bondage with the chancellor's signature at the bottom as a working stiff? A: pretended i couldn't speak english. (weak, i know.)
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: i am a phruitcake If I were, what would I be? A: a dildo
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: duh. i would shoot with no mercy.
Do you think there is life after death? A: No
On other planets?
A:
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A:
Why?
A: no comment
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: penile pump
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: they're stupid chicks
...all men have? A: body hair
...with our society? A: me
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: they give me an erection
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: ticket to djibouti
The second? A: yurt
The last?
A: plenty of yanking material
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: neil diamond
How do people describe you? A: bitch
How do you describe yourself? A: bitch
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes? A: i don't watch tv, you twit
Additional Comments A: just go down on me. that's all i ask.