How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I love/hate food. I eat to live
What is your biggest flaw?
A: too inward-directed
3 favorite authors A: Tolkien, Lewis, Wodehouse
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: being able to sit in your office after hours and surf till you burn
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: acid
What is your favorite animal? A: the owl Describe it.
A: a sursurrus of wings in the night, a flash of feathers against the full moon
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: a day if we're dating Jump her? A: no jumping, someone could get hurt Dump her? A: I've never been the dump-er
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 12 Had sex
A: 18 Smoked Pot?
A: 14
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: acid, mesc, pot, coke, pcp, speed
When? A: a lot more than seven years ago, officer
Still? A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: Who cooked?
A: Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: colcannon, chili, soda bread
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: I regularly use aftershave and deodorant, on occassion, cologne
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: set up a phony giveaway and announced the winners over the school PA to disrupt classes as a college student?
A: split a case of Mad Dog with one of my profs as a working stiff? A: used the sex ed scen from _Meaning of Life_ as part of a lesson on Hyperstudio
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: apple If I were, what would I be? A: rutabaga
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: commit seppuku with a corn chip
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: acid, mesc, pot, coke, pcp, speed
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: you're using it to read this
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: I don't know all women
...all men have? A: I don't know them either
...with our society? A: whether the water is salt or fresh, shit floats
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: relationships with animals are more emotionally satisfying than those with plants
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: the computer system of my dreams
The second? A: seson tickets to The Jake
The last? A: something nice for mom
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: Jesus Christ
How do people describe you? A: different but brilliant
How do you describe yourself?
A: brilliantly different
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: Spokane Spokesman-Review, MacUser, the Net, Syllabus, The Kappan,
What are your favorite shoes? A: Reebok Ultra Walkers
Additional Comments A: "thank you very much on behalf of the group and myself and I hope we passed the audition"