How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: Food is second only to sex, and living in Berkeley, I have access to some of the best and cheapest restaurants in the world. I eat because, godammit, food tastes good.
What is your biggest flaw? A: I have no patience for stupidity.
3 favorite authors A: William Burroughs, Carlos Castaneda, Herman Hesse
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Originality, self-confidence, a good education, and happiness.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: I fall in love too easily.
What is your favorite animal? A: Cats. Describe it.
A: My cat Gergen, can be seen on my pag
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: At least 1 month. Jump her?
A: About 2 months. Dump her?
A: About 4-6 years.
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 17 Had sex
A: 20 Smoked Pot?
A: 8
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: Dope, shrooms, other things if free
When? A: Dope - several times a week, presently
Still? A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Both of us. Who cooked?
A: Mostly me. Who cleaned?
A: Both of us.
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Soups, salads, spaghetti
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: none.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Beat up my father and ran away for several days. as a college student? A: Stole some idiot sorority's $1200 photo composite. as a working stiff? A: Stood on top of a forklift about 20 feet in the air, pulling 20 ft 2x12's off a lumber rack, and knocked a hornet's nest down in the process.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: Avacodo, for guacamole! If I were, what would I be? A: The onion in my guac!
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Secretly ask her if she wanted a threesome with him!
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: Because I had several very bad acid trips as a teen.
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: The advent of the computer.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: Men.
...all men have?
A: Themselves.
...with our society? A: The drug war, no doubt about it.
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: They are harder to kill.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: music studio crammed with instruments
The second? A: Forty acres of woods
The last? A: A sports car
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: Probably my PhD advisor
How do people describe you? A: Extremeley intelligent, doesn't care what anybody else thinks about him.
How do you describe yourself? A: Ignorant of the universe, smart about human knowledge.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: SF Chronicale, Newsweek.
What are your favorite shoes? A: Black Chuck Taylor hightops.