How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: To survive
What is your biggest flaw? A: Quadriplegic
3 favorite authors A: Lao-Tzu
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Happyness
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A:
What is your favorite animal? A: Doberman Describe it.
A:
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: When it happens Jump her?
A: When it happens Dump her?
A: When it happens
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 11 Had sex
A: Still waiting Smoked Pot?
A: 11
Do you use recreational drugs? A: No
What?
A: if I do its reefer
When? A: once a year, if that
Still? A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: Who cooked?
A: Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Anything, I'm creative
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: all but zitcream
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Took a car for a joy ride 2am in the morning as a college student? A: as a working stiff?
A:
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: Frozen Banana If I were, what would I be? A: Peach
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Can't tell to I'm in that situation. Who else is there?
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: Insanity is the way to sanity.
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: Chia pet or the Clapper
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: Low self-esteem
...all men have? A: Piss hard ons
...with our society? A: It does not function as a whole toward something. The only way to get ahead is to fuck your fellow human.
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: More emotional feedback
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: A dinner
The second?
A:
The last?
A:
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: My parents & myself
How do people describe you? A: Good looking, Smart-ass, Crazy
How do you describe yourself? A: The same & insecure do to my situation
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes? A: Comfortable ones
Additional Comments A: You sleep in a queen sized bed, your underwear is kept in the top right drawl, you own two teddies, one black & one red, both the same style. your car needs a oil change, a light bulb in your bathroom will burn out tomorrow, & My questionnaire will remain in your thoughts as you go to sleep!