How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: Cause I am hungry
What is your biggest flaw? A: I was drunk and fucked my dog
3 favorite authors A: Gary Larson
Tolkien
Jostein Gaarder
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Money
Chicks with big thingies
Expensive cars
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: I think I am gods gift to woman
What is your favorite animal? A: Rabbit Describe it.
A: horny as hell
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: 2-3 hours Jump her?
A: 2-3 days Dump her?
A: I keep her in the closet
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 12 Had sex
A: 16 Smoked Pot?
A: 1000
Do you use recreational drugs? A: No
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: Who cooked?
A: Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Pizza
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: All
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Had sex on the bus as a college student? A: Blew up my teatchers car as a working stiff? A: peed in the coffee machine
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: Agurk(long, green, norwegian thing) If I were, what would I be? A: peach
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Kicked him in the nads
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A:
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: Space race
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: Not enough sex
...all men have? A: Not enough sex
...with our society? A: Not enough group sex
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: They have sex
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: pickles
The second?
A: barbara
The last?
A: condoms
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: George Washington
How do people describe you? A: Hairy, good looking.tolerant, horny and the womans gift from God.
How do you describe yourself? A: Cool
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: "Aime le pussy" (french, erotic magazine)
What are your favorite shoes? A: Nike
Additional Comments
A: give me a blow job and i'm yours (girls)