How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I eat because I am hungry
What is your biggest flaw? A: Honesty
3 favorite authors A: Setphen King, Poe, Anne Rice
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Happiness
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: Getting married.
What is your favorite animal? A: Kitty cat Describe it.
A: soft and furry
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: one night Jump her?
A: As long as it takes to know her Dump her? A: Depends....
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 13 Had sex
A: 16 Smoked Pot?
A: 11
Do you use recreational drugs? A: No
What?
A: I dont now, but have
When? A: Last time was about 12 years ago.
Still? A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Married
Who worked?
A: both Who cooked?
A: both Who cleaned?
A: both
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Mostly mexican food, but can do a passable lasagna
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: deodorant
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Destroyed a rival HS floats for homecoming as a college student? A: as a working stiff?
A: A 3 year drunk.....
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: a tomatoe If I were, what would I be? A: you tell me.....
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Nothing.....
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A: Because Im not completely insane....
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: Internet
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: That they are bitches
...all men have? A: That they are assholes
...with our society? A: That we put all the problems with crime and juveniles on the media...They see it on TV...blah...blah...blah....
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: I like 'em!!!
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: a house.
The second?
A: my martial arts school
The last? A:
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: John Mcdonald, friends father
How do people describe you? A: easy going
How do you describe yourself? A: I try not to...
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes