How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: because it's there
What is your biggest flaw?
A: procratinator extrordinare
3 favorite authors A: Whitman
Frost
Poe
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Happiness
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: quitting my job
What is your favorite animal? A: Panther Describe it.
A: Black, sleek, dark, fast, quiet, cat-like
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: 2 hours Jump her?
A: one month(2h10 if that's what she wants) Dump her? A: one year
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 12 Had sex
A: 15 Smoked Pot?
A: 16
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: Just Marijuana
When?
A: habitually
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A:
Who worked?
A: Who cooked?
A: Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook? A: No
Do you like to cook?
A: No
What are the things you cook best? A: Frozen stuff, but I cook home manicotti myself
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: all of the above
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Joyrided in mom's car, snuck out, had sex while they where sleeping downstairs as a college student? A: not their yet, only 18 as a working stiff? A: had sex in the deli section....
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Strawberry, because If I were, what would I be? A: Peaches, because I like to drink the juice
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Join in(not the fanatical jealous type)
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A:
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: Cure for Polio by Jonas Salk, then ENIAC's invention
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: Women don't have any major flaws
...all men have? A: Manipulative, too much ego, no respect for women
...with our society? A: Wars, the inability to comprimise
Which do you prefer: A: Plants
Why?
A: Give us the air we breathe and brighten our surroundings
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A:
The second?
A:
The last?
A:
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: Whitman
How do people describe you? A: Dark, but loving
How do you describe yourself? A:
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes