What is your favorite animal?
A: kitty's Describe it.
A: two
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 5 min's Jump her?
A: 20 min's Dump her?
A:
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 8 hours Had sex
A: 13 year's Smoked Pot?
A: birht
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: pot
When?
A: when nessary
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: me Who cooked?
A: me Who cleaned?
A: me
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: worte a cook book
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: yes
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: ate a lizzard as a college student?
A: hade sex in a evelator as a working stiff?
A: demanded sex on my desk
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: yam If I were, what would I be?
A: hugh heffner
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: ask for a blow job
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: i'm tring not to fight it, just go with it??
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: i'm a electronic engineer, the last project i worked on
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: bitches
...all men have?
A: dick heads
...with our society?
A: don't know, don't care
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: have two cat's
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a whore house
The second?
A: a whore house
The last?
A: a whore house
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: seca
How do people describe you?
A: weard
How do you describe yourself?
A: strange
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes