How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: Eat to survive. I like pork. Ever smoke a hog?
What is your biggest flaw? A: 6'6"
3 favorite authors
A: Bukowski, Shakespeare, Coleridge (confessions of an opium eater)
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: I haven'y killed anyone.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: spending a fortune at CalArts
What is your favorite animal? A: platypus Describe it.
A: hairy
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: 1 week Jump her?
A: 1 minute Dump her?
A: 3 months
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 12 Had sex
A: 19 Smoked Pot?
A: 21
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: whatever
When?
A: a long time ago
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: both of us Who cooked?
A: her Who cleaned?
A: me
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: grilled cheese
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: deoderant
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: woke up as a college student?
A: told the dean of students to fuck off as a working stiff? A: refused to get a real job. i'd rather be an unemployed filmmaker.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: kiwi If I were, what would I be? A: melon balls
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: shoot him dead
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: I saw a guy burn death in a firey car crash. I unsuccessfully tried to pull him from the flames. crazy way to meet god
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: motion pictures
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: hairy snatches
...all men have? A: small dicks
...with our society? A: overcrowded
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: never kick a dog
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: a toyota 4runner
The second? A: a 9mm pistol (silver)
The last? A: a hooker
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: no one
How do people describe you? A: pleasantly tall
How do you describe yourself? A: swell
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: No
Which?
A: they are free at the library
What are your favorite shoes? A: vasque sundowners