How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: Desperate. Always torn between my desire to eat junk or drink beer and my need to provide decent fuel for my raging body
What is your biggest flaw? A: Lack of concentration/ obsessing over problems
3 favorite authors A: Hunter S. Thompson, Anne Rice (don't forget the "erotica"!), Isaac Asimov
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Good friends, beer, and drugs, and plenty of time to enjoy them, preferably together.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: Forgetting phone numbers of all the beautiful women who throw themselves at me. That MUST be the reason I'm single!
What is your favorite animal? A: Peanut Describe it.
A: grey and white kitty cat. He lets me hold him and love him and call him George!
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: On average? Years! There's so many that I know that I haven't kiss that the average is wayyy up there. Jump her? A: A week. And yeah - that's the AVERAGE!!! Dump her? A: Wellllll... I like to think of it as a trial separation.
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 17 (on the lips) Had sex
A: 19 (on the lips) Smoked Pot?
A: 20 (on the lips)
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: Alcohol, marijauna, 'shrooms, acid, internet, television
When? A: Why!?!?!? Who are you? Why do you really want to know?????
Still? A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Both of us. (All five of us for that matter) Who cooked? A: The butler, of course Who cleaned? A: The french maid, of course
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Women
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: most of 'em at one point or another. Didn't use any of them today, I don't think
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Think I could jump out of a really high tree just because a friend had survived a fall off of the bleachers as a college student? A: Died my hair green and spent a summer drunk. as a working stiff? A: Run naked around the block in an exhibition/ race. (Never try to sprint while naked. Especially if you're a guy. Ouuucccchhhhh...)
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: A banana. (I really like bananas!) If I were, what would I be? A: A banana. (I really like bananas!)
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Bhave badly. Try to ignore it. Talk to a friend. Generally spaz out. Gee, are these responses really going to make you want to date me?????
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: Watched a roommates have a nervous breakdown. Thought CNN was watching the house from the street and was sending him messages through the TV.
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: Development of manned space flight. (Deep down I'm still a rocket scientist.) Either that or pizza delivery.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: They are very confusing and hard to understand.
...all men have? A: They are very confusing and hard to understand.
...with our society? A: Welfare
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: Plants don't talk/scratch/kick/purr or anything back to you. Plus they're cold blooded.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: Ohboy Ohboy Ohboy Ohboy, prolly a case of really good beer to celebrate with.
The second? A: Some food to go with the beer. Then maybe some investments.
The last? A: A stuffed pink flamingo. Never really wanted one, but I guess if I had everything else...
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: John Shiple or Angela Chen. Kinda a tossup. Different types of influences
How do people describe you? A: Wacky, tall, drunk, smart, fun.
How do you describe yourself? A: Lanky, kinda smart, athletic
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: Business Week, Wired, Atlanta Journal Constitution, Busty Babes of Cyborganic
What are your favorite shoes? A: Tough one! Probably my Pit Bull cleats that I play Ultimate in. They kick ass!!
Additional Comments A: Please don't hold any of the above responses against me or any of my friends that you may happen to know.