How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT! I eat it so it can't eat me.
What is your biggest flaw? A: I am
3 favorite authors
A: R. A. Wilson, Neal Stephenson, H.P. Lovecraft
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A:
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: My mem.... uh, what's that?
What is your favorite animal? A: Raoul Describe it.
A: She's my cat - she's large, nice, smart, and cool
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: 3 seconds to 9 years - it varies Jump her? A: likewise Dump her?
A: also
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 11 Had sex
A: 16 Smoked Pot?
A: 12
Do you use recreational drugs? A: No
What?
A: quite a lot of them
When? A: Oh, OK, its "do you or DID you" - quite a while ago
Still? A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: both Who cooked?
A: both Who cleaned?
A: both
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Experimental things usually determined by the ingredients on hand, which tend to be Northern Italian or Spanish/Mexica
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: all of the above, but most no more
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Stealing a truckload of roadblocks and making a detour from a major highway that funneled down to a one lane dirt road that cul-de-saced at a lake - woo-hoo! as a college student? A: It was highly illegal, so I won't say here as a working stiff? A: Ordering sushi and not paying
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: a parsnip If I were, what would I be? A: a maui onion
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: nothing
Do you think there is life after death? A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: I am (although not in the conventional sense of the word - too complicated to describe here)
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: The Bomb
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A:
...all men have?
A:
...with our society?
A: people
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: They have personality (although some plants do too, I guess)
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: I have everything I need
The second? A:
The last?
A:
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: Mr. Spock
How do people describe you? A: Nobody does - they know I get pissed off when people talk behind my back, and when I get pissed off I get violent, and there were, over the course of my life,. several people who talked behind my back, some of whom even said nice things, and I found out about it, and I ... well ... there _were_ those people, and word got out, and now nobody would even _think_ of describing me.
How do you describe yourself? A: I'm a really nice, mellow, well adjusted guy.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: No
Which?
A: I buy them all on the newstand - too numerous to enumerate
What are your favorite shoes? A: My square toed, big heeled slip on Cox's
Additional Comments A: ... but thought the application would be fun, and it was.