How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: Lacto-Ovo Vegetarian
What is your biggest flaw? A: I am not humble.
3 favorite authors A: Charles Bukowski, Orson Scott Card, Bill Watterson
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Being alone and comfortable with ones own company
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: I thought I was dead...I was mistaken
What is your favorite animal? A: Dog Describe it.
A: Big, friendly, intelligent and fuzzy
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: 5 minutes Jump her?
A: 1 hour Dump her?
A: 1 hour 15 seconds
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 10 Had sex
A: 16 Smoked Pot?
A: 17
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: Acid, mushrooms, cocaine
When? A: once or twice a year.
Still? A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Both Who cooked?
A: Both Who cleaned?
A: I don't understand the question.
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Couscous
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: mousse (once when I was 15) Cologne (when I feel french)
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: I skipped school and went to a rooler rink with 5 friends and commendered the sound system. as a college student? A: I won't go in that here. as a working stiff? A: Quit my job to work for myself
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: A pomogranate If I were, what would I be? A: I don't know
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Get closer and listen.
If it was at all flirtatious, I would play fisticuffs on his face. Then leave the girl there.
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: Been awful close at times.
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: Microwave ovens
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: They are idealistic
...all men have? A: They are realistic
...with our society? A: money
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: You can't dance with a fern
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: A pool table.
The second? A: A house to put the table in.
The last? A: A sculpture gallery
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: Me.
How do people describe you? A: Tall, strange, laconic, vampiric, beautiful
How do you describe yourself? A: Tall, strange, laconic, vampiric, handsome
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: National Geographic
What are your favorite shoes? A: I wear boots
Additional Comments A: I like children, so I want to become a Veteranarian