How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: between my toes in a shower!
What is your biggest flaw?
A: showering with dinner!
3 favorite authors A: Iceberg Slim!
AnnHEss!
L Ron Hubbard
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: hopefully this.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: hopefully this
What is your favorite animal? A: ann hess Describe it.
A: tall and likes omelettes?
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: long time Jump her?
A: love you long time Dump her?
A: after I listen to D'Angelo 14 times
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 14 Had sex
A: 17 Smoked Pot?
A: 14
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: when?
When?
A: hell yes!
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: what do you think? Who cooked? A: yes Who cleaned?
A: AND HE BROKE IT OFF TOO! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR?!?!? DOES THIS MAKE ME A BAD PERSON?!?!?
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: on the dance floor
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: sportin waves,the black can
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: stood infront of my house and waved at the cars on the interstate. My brother and I drew with mascara all over our faces. he was holding a baby doll- the kind you could feed. as a college student? A: it ended sometime after this as a working stiff? A:
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: aaron spelling If I were, what would I be? A: tori spelling
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: apply for another date with you..?
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A: oooben gleebin globin glowbin
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: I'm waiting
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: that I hate talking to them
...all men have? A: that I hate them too
...with our society? A:
Which do you prefer:
A:
Why?
A:
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: protection
The second?
A: off JIm Carrey so I don't have to see another stinking lowest common denominator movie again
The last? A:
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: iceberg slim, "Pimp_ story of my life"
How do people describe you? A: in a rush
How do you describe yourself? A: ho hum
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes? A: the creepers I found pointing west on the sidewald in front of the Chelsea Hotel
Additional Comments A: i really like you even though you point blank stole my title