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How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: food provokes no feeling
What is your biggest flaw? A: a bad modem. really bad
3 favorite authors A: kurt vonnegut, shakespeare(so sue me) and probably bill watterson
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: anybody that has learned to read warning labels is considered successful in my eyes
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: the way people smell
What is your favorite animal? A: 3 toed sloth Describe it.
A: has three toes, slow
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: i don't keep track of the time Jump her? A: same Dump her?
A: 2 weeks to infinity
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 9 Had sex
A: 13 Smoked Pot?
A: 14
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: pot
When?
A: anytime
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: stop rubbing it in Who cooked? A: you're deppressing me. Who cleaned? A: so i can't commit..so what?! its normal
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: filet minion, beef tartar, a nice slab of raw meat.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: most, but i don't like to play with my hair, it annoys me
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: streaked down the beach and knocked an elderly man down as a college student? A: i can't remember as a working stiff? A: unemployed, hopefully forever
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: a nice, overripe, coconut If I were, what would I be? A: something that hasn't been discoverd
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: i probably wouldn't think of anything witty to do then, ask me after it happens when i'm in my jack daniels stupor
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A: my life is too banal. like a colonial painting, only more drab
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: my being produced from a spore
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: idunno.
...all men have?
A: lack of thought
...with our society? A: the media versus the government
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: they have a tendency to like red meat
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: my debts.
The second?
A: some flowers for you(awwww)
The last? A: it depends on my mood
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: bill gates(whether i know it or not.
How do people describe you? A: i usually don't stick around for the police description
How do you describe yourself? A: red meat eater
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: No
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What are your favorite shoes? A:
Additional Comments
A: alguien ha robada me ranunculo