Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous? A: linked
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: Food-B-Good
What is your biggest flaw? A: Infalibility
3 favorite authors A: Kurt Vonnegut, Richard Bach, W. Gibson
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Tshe Big Tres, Life, Love, Happiness
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: TCP/IP
What is your favorite animal? A: Racoon Describe it.
A: Passionate Furryness
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: 6" Jump her?
A: 7" Dump her?
A: 3"
How old were you when you first kissed? A: Toightteen Had sex
A: sebenteen Smoked Pot?
A: toightteen
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: Ganga
When?
A: When Wahleh dictates
Still? A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Married
Who worked?
A: Ya All Who cooked?
A: Ya All Who cleaned?
A: Ya All
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Collard Greens, Fet W/ Clams, Pot Roast, Caviar und Domain Chandon
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: DA
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Jumped off of the American River Bridge as a college student? A: Body Surfed at San Gregorio on Shrooms as a working stiff? A: Maid Many Yankee Dollar In Real Estate Boom of late 80's
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: Cumquat If I were, what would I be? A: Passionfruit
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Ask You: Why So Many Fucking Questions?
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: No
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: Life-B-Insane
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: Human Genome
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: Insecurity
...all men have? A: EGO, EGO---EGO
...with our society? A: Short Term Goals
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: Passion
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: Peace Of Mind
The second? A: Pice Of Ass
The last?
A: Pice Of New Jersy
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: Buckminster Fuller
How do people describe you? A: Rarely
How do you describe yourself? A: You try to quess what the person asking the question wants to hear.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes