How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: eating is a waste of time if it can't be done in front of the workstation.
What is your biggest flaw? A: i like christmas music
3 favorite authors A: robert anton wilson, tim leary, randall schwartz
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: a t1 straight into your home where you have an onyx and a pound of kind bud
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: paying attention to people when they talk to me while im in front of the workstation
What is your favorite animal? A: meow Describe it.
A: his name was milo and he was a grey tabby. he used to eat at all the neighbors houses till one of em cut his balls off.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: varies Jump her?
A: varies Dump her?
A: i always get dumped
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 11 Had sex
A: 16 Smoked Pot?
A: 17
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: like, you know, like IRIE mon, like the green fatness bro
When? A: don't I?
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: us Who cooked?
A: us Who cleaned?
A: us
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: No
What are the things you cook best? A: frozen waffles and scrambled eggs
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: i used to wear deoderant, but now i just stink
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: got high as a college student? A: got high in the steam tunnels under campus as a working stiff? A: got high in the walk-in during a rush at the restaurant i used to work at
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: okra If I were, what would I be? A: a stringbean
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: a one-hit from the dugout
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: i took 30 drops of liquid lsd at a rainbow gathering in vermont once and was high for a week
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: TCP/IP
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: laying guilt trips
...all men have? A: being a reason for the guilt trips
...with our society? A: the war on drugs
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: cause i dont like petting plants
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: an onyx reality engine with 512MB RAM and a 100-gig RAID array with a T1
The second? A: a pound of pot
The last?
A: a ticket to goa
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: J.R. "Bob" Dobbs or mebbe Jerry Garcia
How do people describe you? A: witty. sometimes smelly. smart-ass. stoned. spaced out.
How do you describe yourself? A: witty. sometimes smelly. smart-ass. stoned. spaced out.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes