How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: Food is a wonderful, sensuous thing. Although I often treat it in a purely functional way, whenever I can I approach it with the same passion I would devote to great art or great women.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: My inability to admit to having big flaws
3 favorite authors A: Martin Amis, James Ellroy, and Patrick O'Brian
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Doing what you love and knowing when it is done.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: Procrastination keeps me down...
What is your favorite animal? A: Kittens Describe it.
A: They are so cute and playful, but not antic.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: An hour, maybe two Jump her?
A: I never get a chance, they jump me too fast Dump her? A: When she loses faith in hersefl
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 14 Had sex
A: 19 Smoked Pot?
A: 21
Do you use recreational drugs? A: No
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Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: Who cooked?
A: Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Chicken, stir-fry vegetables, pasta
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: deodorant, aftershave, cologne
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: I used to talk to myself in high school. as a college student? A: Late-night walks through London by myself as a working stiff? A: I quit a job I hated without any notice.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: Zucchini If I were, what would I be? A: Orange slice on a cool ice tea
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Nothing. Maybe later ask her what they talked about.
Do you think there is life after death? A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A:
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: The invention of the theremin
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: Men
...all men have?
A: We never get to act like the guys in Mamet plays without catching hell for it.
...with our society? A: Short attention span, lack of focus on what matters.
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: They interact with you, they respond and inspire you.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: A house in the middle of nowhere
The second? A: A satellite dish
The last? A: Subscription to MIGHT
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: Henry Rollins is up there, at least his writing is.
How do people describe you? A: Fun-loving, brilliant, wacky, driven, flirtatious
How do you describe yourself? A: Determined, goal-oriented, relaxed, sensitive, tactile
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: Wired
What are your favorite shoes? A: Chuck Taylors
Additional Comments A: Relocating to the Bay Area -- get to know me! *heh* This was fun.