How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: Food is an obligatory panorama of corpulent animal flesh. Though once i felt guilty for taking the life of a carrot. I eat because.....Big Bird said food was like gas in a car, so i gotta eat
What is your biggest flaw? A: shyness
3 favorite authors A: TSEliot, Terry Brooks, David Eddings
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Coloring books, specifically Smurfs or Tom and Jerry
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: an obsession with ren and stimpy
What is your favorite animal? A: a Rat Describe it.
A: I have one that i dyed purple with kool aid and she's named Smurfette
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: a week Jump her?
A: depends Dump her?
A: depends more
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 1st grade Had sex
A: 17 Smoked Pot?
A: i've never smoked pot
Do you use recreational drugs? A: No
What?
A: i said no
When?
A: just a second ago
Still? A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: mom and dad Who cooked?
A: chef boyardee Who cleaned?
A: mom
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: pop tarts and those little round things
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: cologne...deoderant...conditioner...aftershave
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: I dressed up as Batman and ran around the alleys of Chicago as a college student? A: Shot waterballoons at frat houses as a working stiff? A: I've only worked at the town library, and was fired because of my appearance
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: a zookeenee If I were, what would I be? A: okra
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: I'd utter voodoo hexes under my breath and plan a UFO abduction to get attention
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: all it takes is one thing to snap.......
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: silly putty
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: too many shoes
...all men have? A: arrogance
...with our society? A: men are trained to be jerks
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: animals are kewl
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: Anything John Lennon owned
The second? A: a 7-11
The last?
A: Michael Jackson's used bodyparts
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: Weird al yankovic
How do people describe you? A: mysterious and silly
How do you describe yourself? A: infinitely sad and introverted...and silly
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: The Outcast, Wormfree
What are your favorite shoes? A: Eastlands
Additional Comments A: I wear all black and have dyed black hair and wear Lennon glasses for appearence......i'm a goth nontheless