How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I feel good about it. If there's one thing to indulge in, it's food.
What is your biggest flaw? A: I'm a dork.
3 favorite authors A: Herman Hesse, Isaac Asimov, Samuel Clemens.
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Timing is everything.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: NA
What is your favorite animal? A: cat (domestic short hair) Describe it. A: furry, whiskers, ears, nose, paws, tail.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: it depends, sometimes no time at all, and others I'm still trying to kiss. Jump her? A: it's possible. Dump her?
A: never.
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 16 Had sex
A: I plead the fifth. Smoked Pot? A: I plead the fifth.
Do you use recreational drugs? A: No
What?
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When?
A:
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: I would have. Who cooked?
A: I would have. Who cleaned?
A: 50/50
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: spaghetti
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: deoderant, conditioner.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: threw snow balls at cars. as a college student? A: greased toilet seats of rival dorm. as a working stiff? A: inquire within.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: kiwi If I were, what would I be? A: cherry
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: at the very least I would go over and join in the conversation.
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: I'm loopy.
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: the remote control.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: they think they have men all figured out.
...all men have? A: they're all assholes.
...with our society? A: corruption.
Which do you prefer: A:
Why?
A: I couldn't decide because I like both equally.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: I'd buy a small fishing boat and sail to the middle of nowhere and drop anchor and vegitate for a while.
The second? A: buy gas for the boat.
The last? A: another lottery ticket.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: my friends.
How do people describe you? A: big, tall and redheaded and spunky.
How do you describe yourself? A: deep.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: No
Which?
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What are your favorite shoes? A: any that fit.
Additional Comments A: napkin says this is a good one...