How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: FOOD IS GOOD
What is your biggest flaw? A: MY LACK OF SEX
3 favorite authors A: KINGSLEY,CLANCY & ASIMOV
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: BIG CAR BIG HOUSE AND A BABE!
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: Not having any of the above
What is your favorite animal? A: alive or dead ? Describe it.
A: Steak
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: oh I don't know :-* kiss me u fool! Jump her? A: never I feel she should lead Dump her? A: never
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 17 Had sex
A: 21 Smoked Pot?
A: never
Do you use recreational drugs? A: No
What?
A: asprin
When?
A: headaches
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: I do Who cooked?
A: I do Who cleaned?
A: I don't do you ?
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Ask me!
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: aftershave once a year {New years Eve}
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: THREW UP ON SANTA as a college student? A: I HAV'NT FINISHED COLLEGE YET! as a working stiff? A: PAGED K-MART SHOPPERS LOOSE UNDERWEAR 2 FER A 1$ ON LAST DAY ON JOB
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: CARROT If I were, what would I be? A: HONEY BUN
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Pray that they don't leave together
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: I was in the Navy ;)
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: big hairspayed bangs on Babes!
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: not enough S*x
...all men have? A: not enough S*x
...with our society? A: not enough S*x
Which do you prefer: A: Plants
Why?
A: Plants can't leave
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: An Amiga 4000T
The second? A: What ever you want!
The last? A: What ever
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: Steven Wright
How do people describe you? A: Alive and kicking
How do you describe yourself? A: Alive
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: Newsweek
What are your favorite shoes? A: payless sale
Additional Comments A: Have a great Christmas and a fantastic 1996!