How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I love food. Especially sushi. I want to roll in it. There was a movie once with Brandon Lee in it where they ate sushi off naked women. Pretty cool, huh?
What is your biggest flaw? A: As far as this application goes, probably that I'm married and maybe that I'm a woman?
3 favorite authors
A: Anne Rice, Gael Baudino, Daniel Quinn, Laurel Hamilton, Melanie Rawn
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: The easy availability of sushi, your own private jet, a jacuzzi, and someone to snuggle with
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: My last seven boyfriends
What is your favorite animal? A: My cat Describe it.
A: a guberkat--a miniature spotted snow leopard
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: depends on the girl Jump her?
A: shortly after I kiss her Dump her? A: depends on how she kisses
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 15 Had sex
A: 16 (I may be a late bloomer, but I move fast! Smoked Pot? A: 23 probably, still a late bloomer, but I tripped before I smoked
Do you use recreational drugs? A: No
What?
A: I have used pot, LSD,and many prescriptions drugs
When? A: Looooong ago
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Married
Who worked?
A: me Who cooked?
A: him Who cleaned?
A: him
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: No
What are the things you cook best? A: kitty cat pancakes
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: ummm...I haven't used aftershave. That would really sting on your underarms.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: got drunk (told you I was a late bloomer) as a college student? A: do I have to pick just one? as a working stiff? A: masturbating on the job
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: an eggplant If I were, what would I be? A: a zucchini
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Ask him if he was interested in a threesome??
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: been there, done that, what's next??
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: The vibrating tampon
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: lack of equality...what little we get everyone keeps trying to take away!
...all men have? A: being forced to die in wars
...with our society? A: people do not act out of love
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: they are usually furrier
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: a mexican porcupine figurine
The second? A: a house with a jacuzzi
The last? A: a private jet
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: my mom
How do people describe you? A: dramatic, funny, odd, blunt
How do you describe yourself? A: intelligent, compassionate, funky
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes? A: my bare feet
Additional Comments A: a big smooch for you, sonic