How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: Food is one of life's greatest pleasures. Americans eat to live; Europeans live to eat. I eat because it is a welcome break from the day. Unfortunately, I have just as much trouble finding the time to eat as i do editing my home page.
What is your biggest flaw? A: Um, I'm a slob? No, most would say I'm a grump- but it's not a flaw to me....
3 favorite authors A: Tim Powers, Carrie Fisher, Niccolo Machiavelli
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Doing what you want, supporting a lifestyle you want.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: I fantasize to much. That, and I'm easily hurt.
What is your favorite animal? A: Cats Describe it.
A: Lordly, wonderful, masters, they are.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: Each situation is different- usually let her let me know/ make the move Jump her? A: Same as with kissing Dump her? A: Never dumped anyone.
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 12 Had sex
A: 12 Smoked Pot?
A: 14- it makes me deathly sick to my stomache
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: LSD
When?
A: Once in a great while- approx every 1.5 years
Still? A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Both Who cooked?
A: Me Who cleaned?
A: She
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Chicken Cordon Bleu, Lasagna, Chili; can cook 'bout anything
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: deoderant, mousse, gel, and hairspray (was a young punk rocker once)
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Make depth charges from black powder and chewing tobacco cans as a college student? A: verdict's still out as a working stiff? A: dropped visine in the christmas punch
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: potato If I were, what would I be? A: celery or breadfruit
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Walk by, and try to make eye contact. If I am not invited over/introduced, go back to whatever I was doing before; entertain myself
Do you think there is life after death? A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A:
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: Been there. Have the records to prove it. Well, only slightly insane. My aunt is quite bonkers, and I have seen the insane myself. Some say everyone should spend one night in jail, to "experience" it; I disagee. Everyone should spend one day and night in a locked ward- then, deal with the nightmares.
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: Space Flight
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: Dating arrogant, but outgoing men, then complaining to their "nice" male friends about what assholes they date.
...all men have? A: Coming down from the mountains in our minds.
...with our society? A: Pre-conceived notions of sexuality and race. That, and, as Carrie Fisher says, "Instant Gratification takes too long."
Which do you prefer: A: Plants
Why?
A: I do very well with them; and, it seems crazy, they are more personable
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: Carton of Cigarettes
The second? A: Off my debts
The last?
A: a lottery ticket
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: Oscar the Grouch
How do people describe you? A: An ill-tempered, grumpy old man, who has yet to grow old. A curmudgeon.
How do you describe yourself? A: A curmudgeon.An ill-tempered, grumpy old man, who has yet to grow old, and who has a facination with history.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: Aviation Week & Space Technology
What are your favorite shoes? A: My forest green Chucks