How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: LOVE food...And I eat because my tummy hurts if I don't
What is your biggest flaw? A: Laziness
3 favorite authors A: Steinbeck(great short story-"Flight), Conrad, and A.E. Housman ("Doomed youth")
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: When you can wake up in the morning and look forward to what is to come...
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: Shaving my head for eight grade graduation...Then loving it...
What is your favorite animal? A: Chinchilla Describe it.
A: small, extremely soft, gentle, and can leap over tall buildings in a single bound
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: Generally a couple dates...But I'm shy and I've been told too long... Jump her? A: Have only jumped with two women...Both times I was the "jumpee," not the jumper... Dump her? A: Got dumped 2 1/2 years later by the 1st, dumped the 2nd 6 months later...
How old were you when you first kissed? A: Scared little boy kiss-5th grade...First meaningful kiss-17 Had sex A: 19 Smoked Pot?
A: 17
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: Marijuana
When?
A: Now? Maybe half a dozen times a year...Usually when I visit friends at home (Xmas, Turkey day)
Still? A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: We were both in school and working Who cooked? A: I did most of the cooking Who cleaned? A: We both cleaned...Whomever was at home at the time, I guess...
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: I love stir-fry (Easy), Chicken (anything), BBQ...And Duck with a cherry/apricot sauce...Mmmm...
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: Guilty...I've been known to use all of those items at various times, but never together for fear of combustion...
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Getting drunk and stoned, then performing a double summersault into a pool from a third balcony 12 yards away... as a college student? A: Again, drunk/stoned at Regae in the Park, then passing out on the lawn in front of St. Ignatius Church at USF during Parent's weekend... as a working stiff? A: My job has sucked out all of my creative juices normally used for this category...I believe my "crazy" days are over...
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: Mango If I were, what would I be? A: Same
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Pray that he has a wife or serious girlfriend...And enjoy the rest of the party...
Do you think there is life after death? A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A: I have been lucky to never have been in a situation where my mind needs to separate itself from reality, altering it in its view...
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: In defense of the bangs...It was the 80's!!! Reaching the moon...It brought "We the people" together for the last time
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: Fight for equality
...all men have? A: Each other...
...with our society? A: Tribalism
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: Animals show affection...
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: Freedom from credit
The second? A: A Beagle
The last?
A: Casket
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: My brother
How do people describe you? A: Kind and extroverted...Funny, and always fun to be around
How do you describe yourself? A: Quiet, but loud at times...Extroverted...Outgoing...Lover of music...A good teacher...
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: New Yorker
What are your favorite shoes? A: Top Siders
Additional Comments A: There you go...Now how many people will actually see this in "Ramona" and voice their opinion, sends the fear of God...Wait...Is this thing on?