Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous? A: whateva
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: while the act of eating itself is not always that pleasant to watch or partake in; conceptualizing food and idolizing food as more than just a basic survival issue is very important to me. consumption for consumptions sake is sorta ugly. i either make food a religious experience or make it very utilitarian. nothing in between. depending on how i feel/how much time and energy i have to fantasize and/or prepare. why is this the first question? very odd. is it an issue for you? it is a fucked up important issue for people in the us; women especially. but boys are getting wacked on it too.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: selfish insensitive boy-dickhead
3 favorite authors A: this month:
andre gide; le immoraliste
cormac mccarthy: blood meridian
victor hugo: hunchback notre dame
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: havent found out yet.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: im dISSSSleXIC. gott the ADD too. sometimes i cant feel.
What is your favorite animal? A: none. humans cant truly appreciate animals. they treat their favorites like cartoons.animals are never cartoons. Describe it. A:
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: a few weeks. Jump her?
A: her bones? i dont 'jump' girls. Dump her? A: usually the dumpee, but the few times i dumped, not quickly enough.
How old were you when you first kissed? A: lips: 12 frenchie: 13 or 14 Had sex A: 14 Smoked Pot?
A: 14
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Married
Who worked?
A: both Who cooked?
A: both Who cleaned?
A: both
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: EYEtalian food.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: mousse(14 y/o) deodrant (not anymore) conditioner (every day)
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: id rather not say. im not proud. the poetry on my zine has some of the antics as a college student? A: hosted a moving orgy in a borrowed luxury sedan. drugs and rock and roll followed. as a working stiff? A: lied cheated and stole big bucks. i dont know. um smoked miked d's bong. tape his demo tapes. i dont know/.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: veg If I were, what would I be? A: i guess you want to hear me say fruit. sweet fruit.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: chill.
Do you think there is life after death? A: No
On other planets?
A: No
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: would rather not say
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: exploration of the chemical workings of the brain
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: all the ones i have loved have made me feel bad about myself at some point
...all men have? A: predictibility, no imagination
...with our society? A: we are fucking pigs. we will all go to hell. i am sure of this.
Which do you prefer: A: Plants
Why?
A: i am a vegeterian, but i really dont like dealing with animals. feels so unnatural.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: gummi bears
The second?
A:
The last?
A: a gun
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: my other personalities
How do people describe you? A: funny but cyncical, smart, determined, opinionated, a dick, fun, original
How do you describe yourself? A: i dont.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes? A: nike or teva sandals. like jesus for the 90s.
Additional Comments A: yeah. yates suggested i do this cos it was 'funny'. i dont know how amusing i am, but it has been very therapeutic for a mean hangover.