Email: A: Cannot disclose...I'm actually supposed to be working.
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I feel that food is more or less a strategy, I eat to absorb the booze and pills
What is your biggest flaw? A: I'm terribly cute and not in the least bit vain
3 favorite authors A: Catherine Dunn, Ken Kesey and Kurt Vonnegut
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Reaching 30 without ulcers
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: I'm way too nice
What is your favorite animal? A: Doggie Describe it.
A: Loyal, needy and cute
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: As soon as she'll let me Jump her? A: Same as above Dump her?
A: Never!!!
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 15 Had sex
A: 18 Smoked Pot?
A: 15
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: Da' chronic and lesser herbs
When? A: Alla' time I be tokin'
Still? A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Both Who cooked?
A: Me Who cleaned?
A: Mostly me
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Spicy dishes
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: cologne, deodorant, conditioner
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: I smashed windows at my school as a college student? A: I cheated an entire semester in a class ( I guess that's not very crazy, though) as a working stiff? A: I get high at work sometimes ( I know, I'm just a dynamo of bad craziness)
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: Rice If I were, what would I be? A: Red Beans
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: I would be compelled to mind my own business.
Do you think there is life after death? A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A: Them doctors don't know sheeeut!
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: Modern dentistry
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: Judge too quickly (but I could be mistaken)
...all men have? A: That darn testosterone!
...with our society? A: What more can I say, it's fukt!!!
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: Some base form of communication can occur
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: New car (cliche')
The second? A: New house (cliche', cliche')
The last? A: I'd set my folks up
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: A lotta' writers
How do people describe you? A: Stoic
How do you describe yourself? A: With graphs
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: Bass Player, Film Threat, Rolling Stone
What are your favorite shoes? A: Steel-toed ones
Additional Comments A: Best wishes and Happy Holidays from Juanito El Culito, yr amigo in Texas.