How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: Food is a gift. Food makes you feel good. Food looks fun thrown against the wall. I eat because I like the taste of food. I like the way it makes my stomach stop growling. I like to make people see my half-chewed food.
What is your biggest flaw? A: Being a flirt
3 favorite authors A: J.D. Salinger, Jack Kerouac, Walt Whitman
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Getting married, having your first child, and having the right girl smile at you.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: Being stuck on myself
What is your favorite animal? A: An Ocelot Describe it.
A: Dormant, unless hungry, thirsty or horny
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: 1 day Jump her?
A: 1 week Dump her?
A: 1 week, 1 day
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 13 Had sex
A: 17 Smoked Pot?
A: Never
Do you use recreational drugs? A: No
What?
A: None
When?
A: Never, in the military
Still? A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Both Who cooked?
A: Moi Who cleaned?
A: Moi
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Beer Spaghetti, Beer Burritos, Beer Salad, Beer Soup, Beer Ramen
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: All the above
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Streaked the high school, during lunch. as a college student? A: Attempted to burn down a dorm door. Would've worked as well, but he opened his door while I was burning it. It nearly hit him. as a working stiff? A: Had a Roman Toga party.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Apple If I were, what would I be? A: Black Eyed Pea
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Find his girlfriend and begin horribly flirting with her.
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: I feel as if being completely insane is the only way to make life interesting.
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: Currnet medical advances
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: Not dating me.
...all men have? A: They all steal my beer
...with our society? A: Too apathetic about what is truly going on in the world.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: They can learn to do tricks.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: Bourbon
The second?
A: Beer
The last?
A: A Shot Glass
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: My mother
How do people describe you? A: Vivacious, beautiful blue eyes, extroverted, obstinent, devastatingly handsome, and hilarious.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Same as above, but take out the obstinent part out.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes? A: My Chuck Taylor All Stars
Additional Comments A: My favorite quote:
"And I would have made it too, if it weren't for these meddling kids!"