When? A: Whenever I can get my grubby little mitts on them
Still? A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Both Who cooked?
A: Me Who cleaned?
A: Me
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Dead thangs
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: cologne, deodorant, conditioner, zitcream
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Too long ago to remember (I'm lying...I just want so badly to forget) as a college student? A: Got drunk (and naked) at a friend's party as a working stiff? A: Got drunk (and naked) at work
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: Spinach If I were, what would I be? A: Tangerine
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Not much, that is if they were just talking...groping would be a different story altogether
Do you think there is life after death? A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A: Not completely
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: The Shawala
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: Bias
...all men have?
A: Ego
...with our society?
A: Avarice
Which do you prefer: A: Plants
Why?
A: They aren't as threatening
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: Two tickets to Germany
The second? A: A huge car
The last?
A: Anything even remotely connected with the Power Rangers
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: Not sure
How do people describe you? A: Introverted yet sporadically witty, and damned smart
How do you describe yourself? A: Annually
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: Film Threat
What are your favorite shoes? A: My steel-toed combat boots
Additional Comments A: Enjoyed your page, cutie. Let's do lunch.