How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I eat lots of stuff. Originally I was a vegetarian for about 2 years but then my track coach at school ( college, that is ) said I needed more protein. So now I eat chicken ( ew! ) However, to soothe my conscience I go to visit, pet and mostly chase chickens ( for excercise no less ) whenever I am on a farm. I like farms..
What is your biggest flaw? A: I
3 favorite authors
A: Jack Keroac, Stephen King,
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A:
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A:
What is your favorite animal? A: Penguin Describe it.
A: black, white, with little orange webbed feet, his name is Tux ( short for Tuxedo )
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: Probably not long enough, 2 months maybe. Kisses are more personal than sex ( good ones at least ). Jump her? A: 6 months Dump her?
A: always been dumped first
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 9 or 10 Had sex
A: 17 Smoked Pot?
A: 16
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: MDMA, occasionally psylocibin and marijuana
When? A: At raves usually but also when I want a time of solace and self discovery
Still? A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: Who cooked?
A: Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Baked Alaska (mmmm ), always cook veggie dishes too..
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: cologne, aftershave, deoderant, conditioner
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: I went to the beach and drank an average of a case a day ( by the way, I don't weigh that much ), I also don't like beer THAT much.. as a college student? A: candyflip as a working stiff?
A: Becoming a working stiff would be crazy enuf.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a tomato, that way I could be healthy and still be juicy and fruity If I were, what would I be? A: something tasty, a chile pepper maybe, I don't really know you.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: kiss the guy and watch my girlfriends reaction
Do you think there is life after death? A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A:
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: The Norelco Lift and Cut Shaving System
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: men
...all men have?
A: women
...with our society? A: the government
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: more fun to play with
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: a really powerful system and a nice garden, maybe a penguin..
The second? A: world peace or some other hackneyed idea..
The last? A: clothes
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: my mother
How do people describe you? A: nice, caring, loving, weird, eccentric, a preppie, a ladies man
How do you describe yourself?
A: as me
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: Details, Track and Field News
What are your favorite shoes? A: Air Structure Triax ( cuz I get em free from coach!!)
Additional Comments A: I saw you in Rolling Stone and you looked cool. P.S. don't date web surfers, you have no idea where theyve been. Have an awesome day