How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: 'cause it is tasty
What is your biggest flaw? A: 'cause it is tasty
3 favorite authors A: Phillip k dick, robert anton wilson, myself
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: greeting cards.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: what?
What is your favorite animal? A: dogs. Describe it.
A: big, shaggy dogs.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: depends Jump her?
A: hey! this is suppose to be a family home page Dump her? A: don't be cruel
How old were you when you first kissed? A: french kiss: 7th grade. Had sex A: I thought the purity test was on another page. Smoked Pot? A: I can't remember
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: pot, acid, shrooms, e, mecaline, nitrous, 2-cb, and on rare occation alcohol.
When? A: I can't remember
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: me Who cooked?
A: myself Who cleaned?
A: that would be me.
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Top Ramen with lots of fresh veggies chopped into it.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: gel, deoderant, conditioner, zitcream.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: It had something to do with Mexico, too much cheep beer, and 2 kids from England. as a college student? A: choose EE as a degree as a working stiff? A: as long as I will live or die, I will never have a nine to five.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: tomato! If I were, what would I be? A: I plead the fifth.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: huh?
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: No
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: see "what drugs I have taken"
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: semiconductors.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: too damn irristable.
...all men have? A: we are perfect.
...with our society? A: not enough room on this form.
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: becuase plants can't lick your face.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: turntables and a mixer
The second? A: high-tech stocks.
The last? A: damn, this is longer than I thought.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: parental units.
How do people describe you? A: tall
How do you describe yourself? A: weird.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes? A: Van's black suade.