How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I like food alot. Food is good. real good. I would rather eat some good food than go and see a movie. likey.
What is your biggest flaw? A: sometimes I can't say I love you.
3 favorite authors A: 1.) Simpson (oj) 2.) whoever wrote that article in the weekly world news about the lesbian space aliens 3.)Seuss (dr.)
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: being in love with life
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: not being able to think of my name when I met gloria steinhem.
What is your favorite animal? A: my cat socko Describe it.
A: sometimes I call him sucko when he scratches me
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: depends if she's THE ONE Jump her? A: hmph! (feigns indignation) Dump her? A: when the time is right
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 13 Had sex
A: I'll let you know Smoked Pot?
A: 18
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: pot
When?
A: when I'm with my friends
Still? A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: Who cooked?
A: Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: spaghetti, grilled cheese, scallops
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: cologne, deoderant, conditioner, zitcream, aftershave
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: puked on a fire as a college student? A: puked on a fire as a working stiff? A: I told my boss and said, "look dad, I'm not taking your crap anymore!"
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: potato If I were, what would I be? A: well, I really like blueberries...
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: hit on him
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: I often shave my armpits and eat the hair (sorry)
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: the deep-fryer
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: they don't like me
...all men have? A: they get mad too easily
...with our society? A: it doesn't seem to want to let me be me.
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: they don't die if you forget to water them... oh wait. they do.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: a cell phone
The second?
A: a hammer
The last?
A: a collector elvis plate
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: me
How do people describe you? A: the nice guy who acts too wierd for his own good
How do you describe yourself? A: a mix between tom cruise, val kilmer and brad pitt, only better looking.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes