How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: i live to eat, i eat to live...if i cannot live, i cannot eat...if i cannot eat, i cannot live.
What is your biggest flaw? A: lack of foresight
3 favorite authors A: david eddings, piers anthony, terry brooks
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: a place to call home
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: attending Grove City College
What is your favorite animal? A: amoeba Describe it.
A: whatever you can imagine
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: 5 minutes Jump her?
A: depends on her mental standing Dump her? A: me dump women? never!
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 13 Had sex
A: 21 Smoked Pot?
A: 21
Do you use recreational drugs? A: No
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: Who cooked?
A: Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: chicken
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: deoderant, conditioner, aftershave
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: killed my parents as a college student? A: killed my professor as a working stiff? A: killed my boss
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: eggplant If I were, what would I be? A: apple
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: nothing...
Do you think there is life after death? A: No
On other planets?
A: No
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: i drift into and outof insanity
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: th e condom
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: not enough patience with men
...all men have? A: no brains
...with our society? A: being run by idiots
Which do you prefer: A: Plants
Why?
A: they don't shit all over the house
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: a pack of gum
The second? A: some tictacs
The last?
A: a kleenex
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: Ghandi
How do people describe you? A: quiet
How do you describe yourself? A: quiet
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: nerdy ones
What are your favorite shoes? A: ones that fit
Additional Comments A: i must be insane to be responding to this!!!