How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I eat alot in order to take up as much space as possible
What is your biggest flaw? A: My overwhelming love for all creatures
3 favorite authors A: Jane Rule, Dorothy Allison, Marge Piercy
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: love returned
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: men
What is your favorite animal? A: my chihuahua Wheezer Describe it. A: big dorito ears, apple head, lotsa RAM
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: a lifetime it seems lately!!!!! lol Jump her? A: as soon as she drops something Dump her? A: as soon as she treats me like SHIT
How old were you when you first kissed? A: by a grrrrrl-----15 Had sex
A: like 3 as early as I can recall Smoked Pot? A: 14
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: MAJOR pothead
When?
A: now
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Married
Who worked?
A: all the tax payers Who cooked? A: moi Who cleaned?
A: no one
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: veggie lasagne, anything Tex-Mex
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: no mousse or zit cream (frizzy hair and pimples????)
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Eva Kneviel stunts.....built a ramp of cinder blocks as high as a house, and laid a flimsy board over it. I put on my fonzie jacket and revved up my bike. Terrible gust of wind blew away the board and I ate some bricks and got a standing ovation from neighborhood boyz I had beat up. as a college student? A: performance art piece.....dropped a block of cement from a copter onto my school grounds. Nearly hit my classmates who were there to experience "art" heeheee as a working stiff? A: listened to sad stories from inmates in prison all night when I was a guard
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: kiwi If I were, what would I be? A: spicey fiesta tomato
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: nuthin'
Do you think there is life after death? A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A: just stand at the edge of insanity-----do not jump over
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: macintosh 'puters, of course
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: low self esteem from centuries of oppression, and the whore/madonna thang....reclaim yer sexuality!!!! Practice on me!
...all men have? A: big dick/little dick syndrome
...with our society? A: organized religion
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: My plants never dance when I come home
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: kewl old Victorian house
The second? A: biggo chopped up graphics workstation with a squillion megs of RAM
The last? A: a new bra
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: art teachers
How do people describe you? A: funny, cute lil' amazon misfit
How do you describe yourself? A: artist and photographer, intelligent
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: Denueve, Net stuff
What are your favorite shoes? A: big clunky black clodsmashers
Additional Comments A: marry me if you have a real job