How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: lately, at Il Fornaio cause it's close to the gym
What is your biggest flaw? A: i care too much
3 favorite authors A: balzac, conrad, r.u.sirius
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: why is this form so long ?
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: not doing what I KNOW i should do
What is your favorite animal? A: panda Describe it.
A: warm and furry
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: a week Jump her?
A: a week Dump her?
A: a week
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 12 Had sex
A: 18 Smoked Pot?
A: 16
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: pot, lsd
When?
A: when convenient
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: both Who cooked?
A: none Who cleaned?
A: both
Do you know how to cook? A: No
Do you like to cook?
A: No
What are the things you cook best? A: why is this so long ?
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: who did the programming for this form ?
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: is this just piped to the dustbin after i finish it ? as a college student?
A: dropped out as a working stiff? A: quit my first job from jamaica totally stoned outta my mind
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: why is this so long ? If I were, what would I be? A: max the hero, paint a zero on his head
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: become very amused
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: No
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: i am always on the verge of completely fucking loosing it...
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: juicer
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: having to specialize within a society that demands ...
...all men have? A: ... very specific and narrow skills ...
...with our society? A: ... unless you happen to be famous .... but soon, i will be free
Which do you prefer: A: Plants
Why?
A: less maintenance. i cant even feed myself very well
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: a fab fucking house
The second? A: this is so long !
The last? A: you are insane !
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: this form !
How do people describe you? A: i am going to miss the gym and a party if i dont finish this ...
How do you describe yourself?
A: hot to trot
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes