How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: Eating is one of the greatest joys of life!
What is your biggest flaw? A: Too numerous to mention
3 favorite authors A: Hemmingway
Seuss
Buffet (I'm required to say that since I am a Parrothead)
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Friends
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: Changes Daily
What is your favorite animal? A: Dog Describe it.
A: All Dogs
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: Depends on the girl Jump her?
A: I'm always a gentleman Dump her? A: I'm always a gentleman (Take that for what its worth)
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 10 Had sex
A: 18 Smoked Pot?
A: Never
Do you use recreational drugs? A: No
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
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Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: Who cooked?
A: Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Italian.....a great rizotto.. Barbeque. I a, a very good cook
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: Cologne, Deordorant, aftershave...... Is this important?
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Can't discuss, the local police are still looking for me as a college student? A: Can't discuss, the FBI is still investigating as a working stiff? A: Filling this out
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: Garlic...You can't cook without it If I were, what would I be? A: Grape...to make a fine wine
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Have a beer
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: I have an older brother
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: Don't ask me that...I am a scientist
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: Men
...all men have?
A: Ourselves
...with our society? A: Hatred..... racial, social, and religious
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: Animals I prefer to be around.....Plants I enjoy eating
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: The homeless some food
The second? A: Whatever my family needed
The last? A: Sailboat for me
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: Grandfather
How do people describe you? A: Funny, Intelligent, The kind of guy you want to take home to the family
How do you describe yourself? A: Goofy
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: Bon Appetite, Sail
What are your favorite shoes? A: High Top Sneakers