How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: uuuuhh.....cause da chrunchy taste of da cyrials
What is your biggest flaw? A: erm... what that in plain english
3 favorite authors A: what?
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: coke
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: erm... I like to pee on my veichle
What is your favorite animal? A: errr.. A happy dead puppy Describe it. A: well itīs dead for a start
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: i don`t now any girls Jump her? A: What do ya mean jump her? Dump her? A: ya cool!
How old were you when you first kissed? A: I never kissed a girl Iīm seven years old Had sex A: What`s thats for something Smoked Pot? A: err..
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: A hot dog and some corn flakes
When? A: Mostly after dark
Still? A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: ? Who cooked?
A: mEE Who cleaned?
A: My mom
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Corn Flakes
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: No
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Iīm not adolescent yet as a college student? A: You donīt get it Iīm seven as a working stiff? A: What? Why do you keep asking me?
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: Banana If I were, what would I be? A: What is this talk about
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Go and fuck him
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: ermm.......I`m going to the bathroom
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: The revelation theory
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: brains
...all men have?
A: We donīt have any problems
...with our society? A: democracy
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: personality
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A:
The second?
A:
The last?
A:
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A:
How do people describe you? A: The master
How do you describe yourself? A: The master
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes