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How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: At one point, I thought food was a commodity. Then I started cooking.
What is your biggest flaw? A: I never carry a bottle opener
3 favorite authors A: Robert Pirsig, Ernest Hemmingway, William Gibson
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Being able to do what you want, and wanting to do good things
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: I don't remember, but people tell me it was bad
What is your favorite animal? A: the cat on my monitor Describe it. A: hungry
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: a couple of dates worth Jump her? A: a few more after that Dump her? A: i'm generally the one dumped
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 15 Had sex
A: old Smoked Pot?
A: older still
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: alcohol
When?
A: whenever possible
Still? A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: both Who cooked?
A: both Who cleaned?
A: neither, ok, well both
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: stuff in the california culinary academy's 30 minute meal book
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: gel and zitcream but not since high school, deoderant most of the time
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: i don't remember being especially crazy as an adolescent as a college student? A: learned to fly
as a working stiff?
A: moved in with a canadian
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: black radish If I were, what would I be? A: star fruit
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: why would i do anything?
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A: "when you look at an insane man all you see is a reflection of your own knowledge that he's insane, which is not to see him at all" - rp
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: dna and microprocessors are nice, but tang is more fun
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: doing
...all men have?
A: thinking
...with our society? A: lack of communication
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: animals rarely cuddle with me, but plants even more rarely
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: a bottle opener
The second? A: guess
The last?
A: a recyling bin
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: my dad - i know, sappy
How do people describe you? A: nice
How do you describe yourself? A: bitter
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes