How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: because it tastes goods, and it's good for me...
What is your biggest flaw? A: procrastination
3 favorite authors A: philip k. dick, j.g. ballard, raymond chandler
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: inner peace, getting laid once in a while, clean socks
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: reacting inappropriately
What is your favorite animal? A: my cat... Describe it.
A: she's the love of my life...
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: a day... Jump her?
A: a week... Dump her?
A: six months...
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 15 Had sex
A: 19 Smoked Pot?
A: 19
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: pot, booze
When?
A: now and then
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: i did Who cooked?
A: we did Who cleaned?
A: she did
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: potato salad
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: deodorant (spelling!)
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: high speed bike chases... as a college student? A: high speed car chases... as a working stiff? A: dating a stripper...
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: a pickling cucumber If I were, what would I be? A: fresh dill or garlic
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: feel sorry for him... wish him luck... slip him a condom...
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: i'm teetering on the brink, even as i type...
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: television...
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: men...
...all men have?
A: women...
...with our society? A: male/female relations...
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: they remind me to feed them...
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: uh...
The second?
A: uh...
The last?
A: uh...
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: nobody you know
How do people describe you? A: weird...
How do you describe yourself? A: weirder...
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes