How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I like food. I hate fish. Just about everything else I like. Mostly a meat eater.
What is your biggest flaw? A: hmmm, I think it would have to be the ability to piss people off.
3 favorite authors A: Alfred Lord Tenison, Nelson Mandela, Theodore Sizer
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: For me, doin a job I love, joy, family, long healthy life, stability
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: Filling out an application for a date:) I have had many, and I am not sure of the nature of this question.
What is your favorite animal? A: DOG Describe it.
A: The best thing about a dog is no matter what kind of a mood you are in, it is always happy to see you
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: not very Jump her?
A: hmmm, it varries from first date to months Dump her? A: This is a tough q, I think I am usually getting dumped.
How old were you when you first kissed? A: To young to remember Had sex
A: 13 Smoked Pot?
A: never had it never will
Do you use recreational drugs? A: No
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: We both were students Who cooked? A: We had 4 other room mates and we all cooked, but she and I cooked together Who cleaned? A: Who ever didnt cook
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: No
What are the things you cook best? A: Meat, Fettichini, to bad i cant spell it
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: no zitcream, all of the rest though
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: I had sex on the amusement ride that goes across Great America as a college student?
A: Dunno yet, prolly to have sex with some one on the same day that I met them as a working stiff?
A: Nothin
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: a fruit, and a strawberry If I were, what would I be? A: hell if I know, how about a nut
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: I would prolly get jealous, but not interfere with the conversation
Do you think there is life after death? A:
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A:
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A: Because one does not know the other. If I were completely insane, I would not know what anything esle. So asuming I am sane, I do not comprehend any other state of mind.
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: semi conducters
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: hmmmm, a security problem
...all men have? A: the urge to fuck everywoman in sight
...with our society? A: we arent taking care of our environment
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: I can play with animals
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: My mother a house
The second? A: My mother the car of her dreams
The last? A: a new motorcycle
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: My oldest brother
How do people describe you? A: probaly as atractive, cockey, bossy, nice when I wanna be, agressive
How do you describe yourself? A: Sensative, sometimes insecure usually confident, attractive, smart
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: Playboy, muscle and Fitness and the newspaper
What are your favorite shoes? A: nikes
Additional Comments
A: I have never seen such a thing as this. I think that it is funny that you have this. :) Would you also like references? :) hahahha